The New Kid on the Block

There's a new kid on the block

and boy, that kid is tough

that new kid punches hard

that new kid plays real rough

that new kid's big and strong

with muscles everywhere

that new kid tweaked my arm

that new kid pulled my hair

That new kid likes to fight

and pick on all the guys

that new kid scares me some

(that new kid's twice my size)

that new kid stomped my toes

that new kid swiped my ball

that new kid's really bad

I don't care for her at all